BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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