The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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