Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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