I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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