Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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