Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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