I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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