Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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