Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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