ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just high enough for therapy.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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