You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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