On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
