I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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