Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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