Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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