ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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