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(301): View more from Maryland

i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend

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(905): View more from Ontario

heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.

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(509): View more from Washington

Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.

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(772): View more from Florida

You took a bar mat shot.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms

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(734): View more from Michigan

Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.

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(+61): View more from Australia

we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...

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