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(603): View more from New Hampshire

the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...

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(804): View more from Virginia

she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.

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(425): View more from Washington

couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.

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(907): View more from Alaska

He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!

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