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you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Is Oprah even human
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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