Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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