You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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