I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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