But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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