SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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