is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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