i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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