: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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