After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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