Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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