I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Randomize
