he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
