I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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