no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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