Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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