she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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