On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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