its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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