i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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