when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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