I can feel you judging me through the phone.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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