Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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