i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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