This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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