Have you finally orgasmed yet?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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