i just google imaged poop.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
as a side note pls kill me
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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