I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
