So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
