We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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