Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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