did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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