Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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