Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Randomize
