Who did Billy Mays play for?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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