Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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