Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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