Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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